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Chatty Runners

“No one is normal” I’m not a gut wrenching, hard core, in your face exercise fanatic. At my age and given my current health, I exercise slowly. Take my time. Smell the roses. Exercise should not be torture. So………….I stop … Continue reading

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THE ZIPPER

“Can’t be afraid of death. Only afraid of the pain you go through to get to death” Today, May 30, Gaby and I celebrated 50 years of marriage, to each other. Consecutively. Not someone else. No combination of several others. … Continue reading

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Easy Open

“Laughter is good for the soul and all your interior works.”  – News of the World by Paulette Jiles Easy open. Just peel and lift. Ok. Remove black plastic top. Lift the tab and gently pull. Gently pull my @#$. … Continue reading

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Killer Bees

“Both my ex’s only closed their eyes during sex cause they hated to see me have a good time” – The Secrets of Harry Bright by Joseph Wambaugh In the old “You won’t believe this department”, I had this conversation … Continue reading

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Torture

“The truth is that no one lives off the truth and that’s why no one cares about the truth” – The Bat by Jo Nesbo Made a serious mistake today. Don’t know how it happened. Guess I just forgot to … Continue reading

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