Tag Archives: relations

What Does The Dishwasher Do?

“There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.” – Will Rogers I happened to be in the kitchen one day as the ladies of the house were loading the dishwasher. They were washing each utensil, glass, and … Continue reading

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I’m A Guy

“We did not change as we grew older, we just became more clearly ourselves.” – Lynn Hall  My wife accuses me of being pig headed. Not always, but sometimes. For instance, I mostly ignore directions. Specifically HOW TO things How … Continue reading

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Father’s Day

“My greatest achievement in life, and I’m still trying to achieve it, is to be a wonderful father to my kids” Bo Jackson

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Stayed Tuned……

“The truth is everyone is going to hurt you. You just got to find the ones worth suffering for” – Bob Marley This just in: “Time is slip, slipping away” What are you talking about? Time! You’re running out of … Continue reading

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The Facts of Life

“Never miss a good chance to shut up” – Will Rogers Let me tell you about the birds and the bees and the flowers and the trees and a thing called love. When a woman asks you what you think, … Continue reading

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Killer Bees

“Both my ex’s only closed their eyes during sex cause they hated to see me have a good time” – The Secrets of Harry Bright by Joseph Wambaugh In the old “You won’t believe this department”, I had this conversation … Continue reading

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Wait………..What?

“Unwatched words had a way of going where they are warned not to stray.” – Red on Red by Edward Conlon Ever say or write something only to have another miss your point completely and take offense? Who’s at fault? … Continue reading

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Laughter

“People without a sense of humor are the most dangerous folks in the world” – Etta by Gerald Kolpan I don’t know about “most dangerous”. And yet, maybe so. Certainly they are dangerous. For a variety of reasons. I think … Continue reading

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