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What Does The Dishwasher Do?

“There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.” – Will Rogers I happened to be in the kitchen one day as the ladies of the house were loading the dishwasher. They were washing each utensil, glass, and … Continue reading

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People and Their Toys

“Be nice to jerks because we still don’t know the criteria for getting into heaven” – Maya Rudolph I got a call from the main entrance to take a lady to her car. Arrived at the entrance and an elderly … Continue reading

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Betty

“It’s hard to remember that life is a miracle. We’re just living it and we forget that.” – Rachel Weis This is Betty. She’s 91 years young. Born and raised in a small town in Northeastern Oklahoma. Lives now in … Continue reading

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Hell Week

“No matter who tries to teach you lessons on life, you won’t understand it until you go through it yourself”   What a week. So glad it’s over. Monday. Picked up this 60 year old woman. She must be the … Continue reading

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24 Hours

“The goal isn’t to live forever, the goal is to create something that will” – Chuck Palahniuk In the last 24 hours we experienced a 4.4 earthquake – watched a historic, exciting Triple Crown winner – and our President flew … Continue reading

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Royal Wedding

“We’re quite a reserved lot, the British, but when we go for it, we really go for it” – The Prime Minister Ann set her alarm for 3 am to watch the Royal Wedding. I was up so I joined … Continue reading

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Eye Candy

“Hiking is a bit like life: The journey only requires you to put one foot in front of the other…again and again and again. And if you allow yourself the opportunity to be present throughout the entirety of the trek, … Continue reading

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Eating Crow

“Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing” – Benjamin Franklin I made a serious mistake. I used a word I did not know the true meaning of yesterday. I thought the word defined frivolous behavior. It does … Continue reading

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Stayed Tuned……

“The truth is everyone is going to hurt you. You just got to find the ones worth suffering for” – Bob Marley This just in: “Time is slip, slipping away” What are you talking about? Time! You’re running out of … Continue reading

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I Am So Screwed

“God was often busy elsewhere” – Master of War by David Gilman After 20 years of living, working, and travelling in a motor-home, we finally hit the wall. Time for a rather dramatic life style change. These past 10 days … Continue reading

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