Never Ever

“We are cursed with the tendency to overthink things which can result in negative thoughts that we not only replay in our minds, but also share with other people – to their chagrin.”

A recent 12 hour span was a challenge.

It came upon me innocently during a broadcast of Wheel of Fortune. There I was, a striking figure of repose in my recliner, trying to solve the puzzle when suddenly my brain sent signals of impending disaster. I mean it was that quick. And I knew exactly what was required. I had to move fast. Real fast.

I did not make it. I failed the test. Miserably.

And it did not end. The scenario repeated roughly every 2 hours until the dawn.

I struggled out of bed weak and exhausted. Finally an end to the ordeal.

My advice to you is never, ever mix prunes with a laxative.

“There ain’t no way to find out why a snorer can’t hear himself snore.” – Mark Twain

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6 Responses to Never Ever

  1. Jay Potter says:

    And NEVER, NEVER EVER take a laxative and a sleeping pill at the same time.


  2. blueheron98 says:

    You had me scared all the way to the end 😱


  3. Anonymous says:

    You had me scared all the way up to the end😱


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