“There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.” – Will Rogers

I happened to be in the kitchen one day as the ladies of the house were loading the dishwasher. They were washing each utensil, glass, and dish before loading the item into the dishwasher.

This procedure seemed odd to me so I innocently asked: What does the dishwasher do?

It sanitizes.

I spend several moments pondering the perplexities.

I should have stopped right there. I did not.

Does it wash the dishes I asked?

It sanitizes they replied.

I should have stopped right there. I did not.

Well then, if all it does is sanitize, why add soap?

I know….I should have stopped right there.

Now, with an agitated tone and a shrug of the shoulders, they reply: it assists sanitizing.

Oh hell yes………..I should have stopped right there.

Okay, girls, you are not making a lot of sense. (OOPS)

Big mistake. No steak fajitas for me that night.

“Here’s all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.” – George Carlin