“Age is something that doesn’t matter. Unless you are a cheese.”

Hello.

Morning Cliff. How are you doing?

Fine. You?

Concerned. Seems like friends and family are dying at an alarming rate.

I know what you mean. Have you noticed the trend?

Not sure what you mean. What trend?

At some point in life you look in the mirror and suddenly realize you are old. You look like your Dad.

Well………..yes. I suppose so.

Then you retire.

Then you die.

Ok.

Don’t you see it? The chain? Old…retire…die.

Ok. So what.

The secret to a long life is to break the chain.

How?

I’m now officially BETWEEN JOBS. Not retired. BETWEEN JOBS. That breaks the chain.

My brain hurts Cliff. Talk to you next week.

“Learn from the mistakes of others. You can’t live long enough to make them all yourself.”