“I thought I was promiscuous, but it turns out I was just thorough.” — Russell Brand
While driving for a medical transportation co in the Tulsa area, I use a blue tooth device with my Iphone to monitor the GPS app that is giving me directions.
The ear plug makes it easier to hear over road noise etc. and only I can hear the directions or incoming phone calls.
Yesterday, while picking up a 62 year old lady for transportation to her Doctor appointment, my daughter called. Remember, the lady cannot hear the incoming call.
“Hi Ann, what’s up?”
“Just checking on you Dad. You left before I got up”
“I know. Had an 8 o’clock pick up. Had to leave early”
“Oh. You OK? Everything cool?”
“Everything’s fine. Just now picking the lady up so got to run. See you guys around 5”
“OK. Love you Dad”
“I love you”
Meanwhile, the lady just hears my “I love you”.
She has this startled look and I tell her that was my daughter on the phone.
Wow. For a moment I thought you were talking to me and I was thinking this is some kind of service and even though this is a very fast relationship I’ll take it. I need all I can get at this age.
You had to be there.
“My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on.” – Joan Rivers