“Everything happens for a reason. But sometimes the reason is that you’re stupid and you make bad decisions”

Should I watch the Masters or take a nap? Welllllllll…..what if I usurp 4 days and 16 hours of my limited time and Sergio Garcia wins it again. How depressing would that be?

Win this thing Ricky. Return balance to the Golfing world.

What if I shared a light hearted joke about the many differences between the sexes with my wife and daughter? Would they appreciate the satirical humor or react with silence and hostile frowns?

Unfriend those who are prone to political rants even though I like them a lot? Decisions….decisions.

Hike on the Riverside trails or walk the mall? Esthetic preference.

Enjoy the present with desirable acquisitions or save?

Cheese cake or Blue Bell Home Made Vanilla? Impossible agony.

Storm shelter or roll the dice. Hmmmm. Safety vs cost.

Premiere League Soccer or Live PD? Order vs mayhem.

Burgers or Fajitas? Need help here.

So many daily decision. So many minefields.

Me: We need to fall asleep.

Brain: No, let’s stay awake and think about every bad decision we made today.