Easy Open

“Laughter is good for the soul and all your interior works.”  – News of the World by Paulette Jiles

Easy open. Just peel and lift.


Remove black plastic top.

Lift the tab and gently pull.

Gently pull my @#$.

It took an act of Congress and a hernia to get this baby open.

It didn’t end there.

Honey. What could be more innocuous? Yet………..

Remove yellow cap. OK.

Now, just lift and peel. I lost my religion over this.

Adding insult to injury. My wife, witnessing my distress, took charge and easily removed the tab.

Ok God. I give up. Tell me what I did wrong and my penance.

“Human nature had not evolved along with its machines” – To the Last Man by Jeff Shaara

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2 Responses to Easy Open

  1. harry bellerby says:

    Bob,I hope there is a special place in hell for the idiot from Chicago who started this when he tampered with a bottle of Aspirin. Now we have tamper proof everything. Try opening the package that a new screw driver comes in without using explosives. Agrrrrrrr!!!!!


    • Texas Heat says:

      I agree.100%. Bought a package of muffins at WM. Had to cut the package to pieces to get at them. I’ve suspected for some time that package designers are perverts with evil, devious minds. Soon, a box of cheerios will require 2 people to open.


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