“Never miss a good chance to shut up” – Will Rogers

Let me tell you about the birds and the bees and the flowers and the trees and a thing called love.

When a woman asks you what you think, keep your mouth shut. This is a trap. Your opinion is their excuse to blame you for everything.

This is especially true with home decoration. Color, patterns, designs etc. These are minefields to avoid.

If a woman asks for your opinion, look that woman directly in the eyes and state unequivocally that the choice is all hers and that she, and she alone, is completely responsible for HER decision.

And make sure you have witnesses.

“Laugh loud and often, as much as possible, and especially at yourself” – Critical Care by Theresa Brown