“The calendar turns with indiscriminate savagery” ” – “This Is What I Want” by Craig Lancaster
So after a long day and a late supper we retired to bed, two dog tired, old folks.
My wife, in a rare moment of dry wit offered: “So do you want to be on top or should I be on top.”
Eyes pop open, stunned by the implication.
Several awkward seconds pass as I digest the possibilities. Finally I blurt out – “Please tell me you’re not serious.”
Dead silence and then we both break out in raucous laughter which lasts for several minutes.
At this point, even though I don’t smoke, I needed a cigarette.
Sex in your seventies.
“Marital ignorance is bliss, but willful ignorance is just stupid.” – “Radiant Angel” by Nelson Demille
That, my friend, was hilarious. Good job.
You do understand that it never really happened. Don’t you?