“How would it be if we discovered that aliens only stopped by earth to let their kids take a leak?” — Jay Leno

Wonder Woman…….how are you?

I’m fine. What do you want?

Well……I haven’t heard from you in a while. You know………….thought I’d better check on you.

The phone works both ways cumquats. Don’t know about yours but mine will receive calls as well as make them. Catch my drift.

Really?!?! What are you trying to say?

I’m not trying. I am. Anyway…………..what’s up and where are you?

We’re in OKC dodging tornados. You?

Working in Roswell, NM checking on aliens. Haven’t seen any yet.

What? Looking for illegals?

Not illegals. Space aliens. They landed here in 1947. It’s about time for them to return. Say…………..why do you call me Wonder Woman?

Hey cumquats………are you there? I think I lost him. Did he hang up? Hello………

Wow…………..that guy is so weird.

“Babies have big heads and big eyes, and tiny little bodies with tiny little arms and legs. So did the aliens at Roswell! I rest my case.” — William Shatner