“It’s too bad that stupidity isn’t painful.”

Folks………………..I’ve got a great idea. And I think we can make it profitable.

Every time we get flash flooding rain here in South Texas like we’ve had recently, we organize a lottery.


The winner will have to accurately predict how many idiots will ignore the “Turn around – Don’t drown” posted warnings and drive on to a flooded street and get stuck.

Tickets would go for $5. We establish the jackpot based on 50% of ticket sales.

It’s doable. It could work.

We all know such stupidity is God’s way of cleaning up the gene pool and I don’t think he’d mind if we had some fun with it.

Finally, we charge each of these morons a fee to be rescued? Say a minimum of $1,000 up to $100,000 based on ability to pay.

A pay or take your chances type of thing. Just sayin.

“Every One Has The Right To Do Stupid Things But You are Abusing that Privilege.”

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1 Response to Lottery

  1. Hahaha. I like it!!


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