“It’s too bad that stupidity isn’t painful.”
Folks………………..I’ve got a great idea. And I think we can make it profitable.
Every time we get flash flooding rain here in South Texas like we’ve had recently, we organize a lottery.
The winner will have to accurately predict how many idiots will ignore the “Turn around – Don’t drown” posted warnings and drive on to a flooded street and get stuck.
Tickets would go for $5. We establish the jackpot based on 50% of ticket sales.
It’s doable. It could work.
We all know such stupidity is God’s way of cleaning up the gene pool and I don’t think he’d mind if we had some fun with it.
Finally, we charge each of these morons a fee to be rescued? Say a minimum of $1,000 up to $100,000 based on ability to pay.
A pay or take your chances type of thing. Just sayin.
“Every One Has The Right To Do Stupid Things But You are Abusing that Privilege.”
Hahaha. I like it!!
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