“He’s turned his life around. He used to be depressed and miserable. Now he’s miserable and depressed.” ~ Harry Kalas, on Garry Maddox, 1981

I’m not sure why I write this blog. I think, on some level, I enjoy the challenge of expressing myself while offending as few people as possible. Not a good idea. Ah well………………

I’ll share a secret with you. Promise not to laugh now.

One of my favorite TV shows is………………..

I am a Wipeout geek.

The sight of common folks losing their dignity as they get their brains rattled on the course is a turn on in a humorous kind of way. And…………..it is a momentary escape from reality.

The hosts running commentary on the contestants misfortunes is funny and brilliant.

OK, I’ll be honest. I don’t watch the show because I get some perverse pleasure in watching idiots lose their dignity. But alas, I do. I don’t care how humorous the hosts are. And they are.

The only reason I watch the show is I’VE GOT THE HOTS FOR JILL – the other host. She just churns my butter.

She is not the product of evolution. She is proof of intelligent design.

“I’m taking Viagra and drinking prune juice – I don’t know if I’m coming or going.” Rodney Dangerfield