More Life With Gaby

“I’d find the fellow who lost it, and, if he was poor, I’d return it.” – Yogi Bera When asked what he would do if he found a million dollars.

Gaby: How do you like my hair?

OK….I’m thinking. This could be a trap. No matter how innocent…at the very least, a loaded question.

And what about the hair? It looks the same to me. Did she get it cut? Colored? Please God, help me out here.

Bob: Looks fine to me. Did you do something to it?

Gaby: I cut it.

Bob: Oh. Well….looks good.

Gaby: Did you like it yesterday?

Bob: Well…….yes.

Gaby: Why didn’t you say something?

Bob: About what?

Gaby: About my hair. Before I cut it.

Bob: Well….I….don’t know. I mean……well uh……but….do I……………….after all…….

Gaby: Silence.

Bob: ??????????????

Another day.

Gaby: Have you seen the newspaper?

Bob: It was on the couch the last time I saw it.

Gaby: What did you do with it?

Bob: I didn’t do anything with it. You must have done something with it.

Gaby: I saw you with it. I’m worried about you. Your memory is going. You are forgetting too many things lately.

Bob: Whatever. If we’re going to Walmart we need to go now. Let’s go.

So we walked to our van and this sight smacked us between the eyes.


Bob: Gaby…will you look at that. Whoever filled up the tank last FORGOT to put the cap back on. Oh, wait. That was you. Shazam. There is a God. You are so busted girl.

Gaby: I don’t know how that happened.

Bob: Silence.

“If you think education is expensive, try ignorance” – Unknown

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6 Responses to More Life With Gaby

  1. harry bellerby says:

    You are walking on thin ice, my friend.


  2. BRUCE BADGER says:

    Bob,            Gaby Version 2.1 was as good as Gaby Version 2.0   Thoroughly enjoyed, Bruce



  3. Texas Heat says:

    Vickie, Vickie, Vickie…….I realized a long time ago man will never understand woman. We men eventually reach a point where the repartees takes on a life of its own and becomes humorous.


  4. Vickie says:

    Bob, Bob, Bob…you must stop trying to figure Gaby out. It will never work. You married her because she intrigued you…and still continues to intrigue you:) Aren’t women wonderful?


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